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Chris
Azure was brought into the human realm in 1976 in Edinburgh, Scotland,
through the unfortunate mishap of a world-destroying demon incantation
gone horribly wrong. He spent the first eleven years of his newfound
existence trying to live up to this legacy, and the three after
that denying it completely, after which time he simply became apathetic
to the world and everything else around it. He then commenced to
create his own worlds: the world as he thought it should be in many
cases; in others, the world as he thought it probably shouldn’t.
Chris’s life of Fantasy Writing (as it had now come to be
known) was ungraciously interrupted in the summer of 1996, when
his home town of Hong Kong was invaded by spider demons. He rose
to the task, and became a Chinese Demon Hunter (despite being neither
Chinese nor a hunter of demons) until September of that year, when
he was sent off to university in Scotland.
During these fateful years, he learnt what it truly meant to be
a Slacker, and all notion of Hard Work was erased from his mind,
until they made him graduate in 2000 and he was forced to find work.
As his swansong in Hong Kong, he married a Gremlin from beyond the
earthly realm, and, as Monster Boy and Gremlin Girl, they became
a superhero duo, wandering the streets of Hong Kong and the Nepal
Himalayas together, happy to note that there was no crime to be
witnessed, which they ascribed to their very presence in the area.
They have since moved to America, where they hope to keep the same
sense of peace and serenity. The Adventures of Monster and Gremlin
continue to be written, and may one day be published.
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