(to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

Harry:
Is this the tourney?
Is this just trickery?
Caught in the portkey
Pulling us from reality

Open our eyes
Wondering where we could be
We were the champions, picked up the trophy
And it’s easy come, easy go,
Where we end up, no-one knows
Anywhere we get to, just hope it’s part of the tourney
Tourney…

Wormtail’s just killed a man,
Put his wand against his head,
Said the chant and now he’s dead,
Wormtail raised Lord Voldemort
And now I’m trapped and I can’t get away
Mama, ooo,
Your protection’s gone, but why?
The Dark Lord’s back, I need it more than ever,
Bring it back, bring it back, it’s the only thing that matters…

Too late, my time has come,
Death Eaters watch my decline,
And I haven’t got much time,
Goodbye everybody, I’ve got to go
All I have is my pathetic self defense
Mama, ooo (Voldemort approaches)
I wish you were alive,
I sometimes wish you’d never saved me at all!

I see a hazy silhouetto of a man,
Diggory, Diggory, have you come back to save me?
Mum and dad are brightning – it’s not entirely frightening
Help!

Voldemort:
Avada ke

Death Eaters:
Avada ke

Voldemort:
Avada ke

Death Eaters:
Avada ke

Voldemort:
Avada Kedavra – Crucio!

Harry:
But I’m just a poor boy nobody loves me

Death Eaters:
He’s just a mixed blood from a bad family
Kill him now and we’ll do more atrocities

Harry:
Easy now I have to go, will you let me go

Death Eaters:
Kadavra! No! We will not let you go!

Ghosts:
Let him go!

Death Eaters:
Kadavra! We will not let you go!

Ghosts:
Let him go!

Death Eaters:
Kadavra! We will not let you go!

Harry:
Let me go!

Death Eaters:
Will not let you go!

Harry:
Let me go!

Death Eaters:
Will not let you go!

Harry:
Let me go!

Death Eaters:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Harry:
Expelliarmus, elliarums, elliarmus, let me go!

Death Eaters:
Lord Voldemort has a new spell put aside for you, for you, for you!

Song of the Phoenix:
So you think you can kill him with just one strike?
So you think you can chant some and leave him to die?
Oh, no way – your wands were made the same way
Used against him, I’ll always come interfere

Harry:
I saved Cedric’s body,
I escaped from Riddle,
But nothing really matters, who exactly’s going to believe me…